AISubs v3.7
[What is this?]
What is this?
You can't see my feet on the first floor, so I'll cover it up for you.
Oh!
A little-faced old man has been born!
Yo! I'm Takano!
I'm Mushi Megane!
Yes, yes! I'm Ryota!
Say "yay"!
This time, we are...
If I say it well, it's February 3rd.
If I say it badly, it's already the stage of killing.
Is there such a terrible thing?
It's February 3rd.
This shooting day is February 3rd.
Yes, yes, yes.
I think you've been familiar with it since you were kids, but...
A demon is coming!
That's true.
I see.
I love killing demons.
I think the demon thinks we're going to kill it.
I thought so, too.
It's scary.
When I was a kid, I was taught how to do it.
I hit beans and my parents became demons and simulated it.
Don't you have any questions?
What?
What is this?
It's certainly weak.
It's evil.
It's weak.
It's fine with stones.
It's not strong over there.
I don't know what it means.
I have one more question.
What is it?
Why did you make this video?
Give me beans.
There's a reason for that.
You can't say that.
I noticed it.
I think beans are strange.
It's certainly strange to simulate humans.
I think beans are good for demons.
I see.
Demons are...
Enemies?
No, not enemies.
However, beans are weak.
I think we can make something that makes more use of soybeans and gives even stronger stone damage.
I asked you to make bean weapons for me.
Really?
But we don't know what bean damage is.
As I said earlier, we don't know why it's beans.
That's right.
Beans are for demons.
We have someone who knows bean damage well.
Let's welcome him.
Please come in.
Oh, no.
Devil.
No, no, no.
This is a long time ago video, so you don't know it at all.
This is for those of you who don't know what beans are.
This is for demons.
Ouch.
This is for those of you who don't know what beans are.
I've heard a lot about the existence of demons in folklore and stuff like that, but demons that have lived for 2019 are just beans, aren't they?
They don't get that much damage, do they?
That's right.
They've been replaced.
We have to strengthen these beans, don't we?
This time, we're going to have those demons eat the weapons we made of beans and see which one did the most damage.
For example, if a bug throws a bean and a soldier throws a bean, it's the same bean, so it's more powerful.
But if it's a bug throwing a bean and a soldier throwing a stone, bugs win.
Because demons are weak to beans.
I see.
Does a stone not work at all?
No, it doesn't work.
Oh, I see.
Only beans don't work.
Are you okay? You're taking damage now, though.
Why am I out?
Why are you cooperating?
No, I cut it because it's part of the story.
Oh, I'm sorry.
As long as you've been living in this house, you've been attacked by beans.
Well, as information, it's not good to bring it back to your friends.
Oh, that's right. It's a spy.
Mr. Buri, try hitting it once.
Here we go.
It doesn't work, does it?
No, it doesn't.
Yeah, it doesn't work.
Oh, it doesn't hurt at all.
It doesn't hurt because there are no beans.
Oh, it's charging.
It doesn't hurt at all.
Here we go.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
It doesn't hurt at all.
Oh, it doesn't hurt at all.
Can I try a physical attack?
What? Why?
I see. There are no beans on it.
You don't get anything.
Go, go, go, go.
You don't get anything.
Here we go.
Oh, it doesn't hurt at all.
It doesn't hurt at all.
If there are no beans, we're in trouble.
If we leave it like this, it's dangerous.
That's right. It's dangerous.
Let's go ahead and put out the beans.
Yes.
Who will go first?
Well, I'll go first this time.
First of all, the concept of weapons this time is...
Yes.
Conventional mimicry weapons.
This is not a long-range attack, is it?
So to speak, if you get close to this demon, you'll get hit like this.
After all, demons are infighters.
There are a lot of infighters, so you'll win by hitting each other.
So I'm making a weapon for the near future.
This is a "kigandesu" that I have.
But it's bigger than this.
Yes, it is. Please wait for a moment.
I'm older than you, so it's "kigandesu".
By the way, where do you live?
Momogashima.
Momogashima!?
It's between Momogashima and Momotaro's house.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a tailor, I work at a factory...
I make polystyrene...
This is the weapon I made.
Ta-dah!
What is it?
You might think it's a small bean, but if you grind it, you'll get soy milk.
Soy milk is also made of beans.
This is a shape made of frozen soy milk.
I put cotton in it so that it doesn't break easily, but it's almost perfect.
Are you ready?
Three, two, one...
It's hard!
The ingredients of beans have permeated.
Soy milk doesn't work very well.
It's mild.
It's mild and painful, but it's not bad.
100% is really bad.
100% is...
Shibayu's brother...
Your brother is 100% bad.
Let's play a game of hitting each other's butts.
OK, OK. You go first.
Ah, I hate that feeling!
Ouch!
You don't want to say it, but you want to say it.
What?
There's a special damage.
How about your finger?
It's not funny.
It's like a pain killer, but it's not funny.
OK, here we go.
If you don't say it, you won't eat it.
I like it.
OK, here we go.
It hurts!
Ouch!
The ingredients of beans have permeated.
There's a special damage.
How about soy milk?
It's mild.
What's the damage of soy milk?
One grain is 10 damage.
My guess is...
0 damage.
How about soy milk?
45 damage.
One grain of beans is 10 damage.
Four grains of beans...
It's stronger than beans.
So, we have 45 damage weapons.
What are you going to do?
I'll go first.
Okay, let's go.
Please wait for a moment.
I'll turn gold now.
Your voice is complicated.
I brought it.
This is the bean weapon I prepared.
Ouch!
What did you drop?
I dropped a lot.
The world's largest bean, Modama.
I picked it up and tried to make it a weapon, but it was already a weapon.
What's that?
It's Modama itself.
That means...
It's 100 damage.
I didn't prepare anything.
Are there beans in each grain of beans?
You can crack it, take out the beans, throw it away, crush it and eat it.
I'll show you my attack power.
Are you scared?
I'll do it.
Are you scared of me?
Your acting was kind.
You have a serious injury.
Don't mess with me.
Can I show you one more attack?
It's a poison capsule.
It's a poison for me.
Can you crack it?
Yes, I can.
Beans!
Go!
I'm tough.
It's amazing.
Can I hit you in the back with Mutsu's statistics?
Can you hit me in the back with Mutsu's statistics?
I'll do it.
One more time.
One more time?
You went first.
One more time? Please slow down.
My back hurts.
I'm Ikkou-san.
If it's in a brake state,
it's 30.
It's weaker than I thought.
It has a body and
it's stronger than I thought.
I see.
It's because you've been able to use it before.
That's right.
But you used soybeans.
Soybeans are the strongest.
I see.
But beans are different.
It's 72.
Wow!
It's strong.
It's really strong.
You used soybeans.
I believe in soybeans.
Wow!
I thought I was the strongest.
Please open your eyes.
Wow!
I didn't use a single weapon.
I used soybeans.
I thought you were a pervert.
I'm not a pervert!
Look at my big nails.
I used soybeans.
Even if my opponent stole it,
I can use soybeans.
This is also a tool.
What is it?
You put soybeans in a demon and
try to steal it.
What kind of gimmick is it?
If a demon is caught in it and
there is only one soybean,
you can lure it out with soybeans and
say, "I'll eat you up!"
It's like "Ah-cho-chi-an-ko".
There is also "koyokashi".
"Kongashi"?
It doesn't work for humans.
But you can't use it now.
That's right.
I'll eat you up!
My life is in danger!
I'll eat you up!
I won't change my mind!
I died...
Can you hit me with a bow and arrow?
Let's do it!
It's just a normal wrist damage!
How is my total "mame" equipment?
There's no need to say...
121 points!
That's pretty crazy...
Wait a minute...
This is 120 points, right?
That means...
Oh no!
150 points!